Crown Made of Cardboard, Ego Made of Echo

Mob-Boss Knockoff (Bish Bish Bish) is Hardware Party at its most unapologetic — a sarcastic anthem dressed up like a diss track, mocking the fake crowns and empty hype that pass for power. It’s short, sharp, and funny, built to feel like a chant you’d yell backstage or in the crowd. Every line cuts down to four words or less, keeping the energy punchy and relentless.

The track splits in two: one side the “neon mob-boss promoter,” all flash and no storm, the other a “collector” who tapes calls and runs amok chasing cardboard shine. The joke is you never know where one ends and the other begins — and that’s the point. They’re both imposters, swinging in the same gallows of their own noise.

Don’t overthink it. This isn’t Metallica. This isn’t cosplay gangster. It’s an original Hardware Party jam, dripping with sarcasm, stamped with “bish bish bish,” and crowned with nothing more than a Burger King hat. That crown says it all.