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The Chihuahuan Rite: A Rave Initiation
The Chihuahuas Will Now Perform Their Sacred Dance” drags you into a surreal world where tiny dogs rule with psychic barks and ceremonial spins. Equal parts psychedelic and absurd, the track fuses looping chants, deadpan narration, and eerie minimalism—inviting listeners to question who’s really in control. Inspired by early 2000s hard house and the surreal humor of Andy Kaufman, this is not just a song… it’s an initiation.
Category
Hard Techno
Lyrics
Ladies and gentlemen…
The Chihuahuas…
Will now perform…
Their sacred dance.
Do not look them in the eyes.
Yip
Yip
Yip
Obey the bark
Yip
Yip
Yip
Stay in the dark
One walks backward
One walks through flame
One just whispered
Your secret name
Tiny paws
No sound no shame
Takes your snacks
And shifts the game
Yip
Yip
Yip
Obey the bark
Yip
Yip
Yip
Stay in the dark
You canceled your trip
He said the stars were wrong
You skipped your meds
He buried them on the lawn
He smiles when you sleep
He prays before dawn
He’s only six pounds
But he’s never been wrong
Bow
Spin
Sniff
Grin
He rules
You kneel
The bark
Is real
He wears the cone of shame no more
He sees beyond the sliding door
He knows the path
He guards the key
The Chihuahua
Is watching thee
It started as a joke—but the Chihuahuas haven’t broken eye contact since.
Marcus
CEO of Cult Classics Seeds